jared leto the joker real
jared leto goes in public and says “Boy howdy, I sure can’t wait to have a sip of this delicious and refreshing cola drink on this hot and fine day!!“
jared leto slowly and purposefully spills it all out on the ground while eagerly glancing around to make sure people are watching but no one even so much as gives him a passing glance
after 12 minutes of this someone walks over and says “jared leto, why have you done this. jared leto you have made a mess of the floor and the street with your delicious and refreshing cola drink. the floor and the street cannot drink this delicious and refreshing cola drink, jared leto! you have wasted it.”
and jared leto replies “NNNGAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Jared Leto is dead… And MY silly ass KILLED him!!!!! It’s time now for the Clown Prints of Crime to do MORE crimes, like loading dice, and stealing other people’s objects and concepts!!!!! I’m just such a REALLY WACKY DUDE!!!!!!”
an elderly woman passing by thwaps and smacks jared leto with her purse, and berates him for being so loud and bothersome and shirtless. jared leto is filled with the satisfaction of a job well done.
jared leto pulls out another can of soda.