• Joker: So Harley and I broke up idgaf. Whatever.
• Joker: What do you MEAN you did gOoD deEDs while I was gone?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE
• Joker: You wrote erotic fanfiction about YOU and BATBRAIN?? THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME EVER
• Joker: Idc if you've got a new guy YOU CAN HAVE HER why would I care I could have like 5 of her if I wanted but MHMMMMMM that skin and-- NO
• Joker: Wtf Harley has been ignoring me for weeks I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
• Joker: Hey boy I noticed you had the hots for my girlfriend HAHA I KNOW FUNNY RIGHT anyway here could you just hold that dynamite for me k thx
• Joker: ... I ... suppose you COULD come back. I mean whatever.