-afro circus mashup with call me maybe

-gifs of explosions captioned with “OVARIES” 

-that time everyone tried desperately to zoom in on that naked photo of Misha Collins without making it blurry

-”no tears only dreams now” gorilla

-that gif of the four owls where one is eating a rodent whole

-”hover for friendly reminders”

-shipping fedex and ups
-thatsmoderatelyraven and the fluffy chicken
-missing e
-the collective freak out the community had when the audio/text/video/etc. icons were changed
-when tracked tags used to be on the side of the screen
-“make this picture of jensen ackles the most reblogged thing on tumblr”
-those roller coaster tycoon videos
- “TYPE FACEBOOK INTO YOUR BLOCK LIST AKEHAOBEOEHEOEBSI”
-when the girl in pink got a tumblr because she danced so horribly in the video for friday

- that trainwreck ‘do you love the color of the sky’ post that ended up with five hundred different variations
- “listen here cum slut”
- everyone collectively freaking out over yahoo’s acquisition of tumblr despite not knowing anything about what it would change (pretty much nothing )
- “always reblog the creator”
- the frightening trend of referring to david karp as ‘daddy’
- site outages spanning multiple days
- being able to pin posts to the top of all your followers’ dashes for five dollars
- timmahtime
- “dippers takin over”
- “this is a picture of earth in 1970….this is a picture of earth now”

-francieum
-PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON THESE CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
-that time i made a fake tweet from mark gatiss AND moffat
-the trainwreck that was grey delisle’s tumblr
NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO (silent hill siren)

I give you a hamburger

jesus christ how long have i been on this site

i feel like these are all war flashbacks to darker times

Ok but all of you left out the year long Onceler craze that swept tumblr and disappeared without a trace