yeah

then ur old boyfriend shows up at the botanical gardens after years of wandering the universe and tries to win u back

and I make the mistake of telling him we’re dating now

so he tries to kill me

but u take the attack instead

and ur old boyfriend gets so upset he kidnaps u

I try to save u but he just tries to kill me some more

so u have to break out and attack him

and he’s real upset that u attacked him bcuz he thought u loved each other so I have to tell him the real meaning of love

and then I have to save the world but saving the world kills me oops

and ur old boyfriend is like look I’m sorry and gives u his life force to revive me

and u totally revive me with a kiss

and I wake up and I’m like “best date ever”