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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Send a ship and I’ll tell you who:

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  • Gives nose/forehead kisses
  • Gets jealous the most
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
  • Takes care of on sick days
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
  • Gives unprompted massages
  • Drives/rides shotgun
  • Brings the other lunch at work
  • Has the better parental relationship
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer
  • Still cries watching Titanic
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
  • Makes the other eat breakfast
  • Remembers anniversaries
  • Brings up having kids
Source: angelsanarchy