Bruce [to the Batfamily about the batcomputer] Who broke it?

*silence*

Bruce I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Dick *looks around at everyone* I did. I broke the com–

Bruce No. No you didn't. Jason?

Jason Don't look at me. Look at Damian.

Damian What? I didn't break it!

Jason Huh! That's weird! How'd you even know it was broken?

Damian Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Jason Suspicious.

Damian No, it's not!

Stephanie If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.

Cassandra Liar, I don't even touch that thing!

Stephanie Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?

Cassandra I use the computer desk as a chair because it's more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!

Dick Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.

Bruce No! Who broke it?

Damian *hushed tone* Father? Drake's been awfully quiet.

Tim Really! Really!

Damian Yeah, really!

Tim Oh my god!

*everyone starts arguing*

Bruce [off to the side] I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Bruce *looks back at the kids arguing* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.