• Bruce [to the Batfamily about the batcomputer]: Who broke it?
• *silence*
• Bruce: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
• Dick: *looks around at everyone* I did. I broke the com–
• Bruce: No. No you didn't. Jason?
• Jason: Don't look at me. Look at Damian.
• Damian: What? I didn't break it!
• Jason: Huh! That's weird! How'd you even know it was broken?
• Damian: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
• Jason: Suspicious.
• Damian: No, it's not!
• Stephanie: If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.
• Cassandra: Liar, I don't even touch that thing!
• Stephanie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?
• Cassandra: I use the computer desk as a chair because it's more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!
• Dick: Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
• Bruce: No! Who broke it?
• Damian: *hushed tone* Father? Drake's been awfully quiet.
• Tim: Really! Really!
• Damian: Yeah, really!
• Tim: Oh my god!
• *everyone starts arguing*
• Bruce [off to the side]: I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
• Bruce: *looks back at the kids arguing* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.