- Me: *leaves room*
- Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
- Family: *mocks my weight*
- Family: *mocks my interests*
- Family: *mocks my friends*
- Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
- Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
- Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager