Dog WAT DOING

Me Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog WHERE GO

Me I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog CAN I COME

Me I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog I COME TOO

Dog WAT DOING

Me I need to open this door.

Dog I HALP

Me No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog I HALP

Me Sigh.

Dog WHERE GOING

Me I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog CAN I COME

Me Sure.

Dog I SIT IN LAP

Me No please don't you are-

Dog I SIT IN LAP

Me No there's no room and-

Dog LAP

Me No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog RIGHT HERE

Me That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me I AM

Dog I SIT IN LAP

Dog PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me .......