-Bat-Belt, Bat-Boots, Bat-mask, Bat-Cape, Bat-throat lozenges
-♫LEEEEET’S GOOOOOO♫
-Why are you doing all this, Batman?
-Because I lost my parents.
-Well, Tom Sawyer too, and he doesn’t run around in his speedos.
-Respect my pain, Robin.
-If you were fighting Superman, who’d win?
-Hmmm
-Do you have powers?
-No, but I’m really rich
*Sprotch*
-I think it would be a tie.
-I’m gonna kill you, Batman!
-Bat-Laserpointer.
-MEOOOW! ♥ Meooow ♥ Pshhhh!
-Bats are GROSS
-What?
-Well, they hang upside down, right?
-So?
-So when they have to poo, they must shit on their own hea…
-NOW SHUT UP, ROBIN.