Slovenia Pretending we have musical instruments doesn't count as legitimate dancing

France French Dawn French

Israel Golden fuckboy

Estonia The same argument I have with my alarm clock every morning

UK Jay Gatsby and Bugsy Malone's lads holiday to Ibiza

Armenia Dooooonnnn't deeeeenyyyyy me my soloooooo!

Lithuania *two fingers up to Russia*

Serbia The Phantom of the Opera and Wagner's lost rock-opera

Norway This guy could have a murderer for all we know what the fuck!?

Sweden Yer a Wizard Måns!

Cyprus Good enough for Greece to vote for us

Australia ONE NIGHT ONLY ONE NIGHT ONLY

Belgium Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!

Austria we are the Makemakes and we Singsings

Greece Good enough for Cyprus to vote for us

Montenegro Fuck you Slovenia we got REAL violins!

Germany And every girl suddenly discovers they are gay

Poland STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE

Latvia Another balla-HOLY FUCK

Romania Andy Parsons making us tear up

Spain Cersei Lannister?????

Hungary Kate Middleton and Keira Knightley's love child

Georgia And she's not in the Bad Blood video why?

Azerbaijan " Dancing "

Russia IRONY!!!!

Albania Where cape?

Italy MAMMA FUCKING MIA