- Slovenia: Pretending we have musical instruments doesn't count as legitimate dancing
- France: French Dawn French
- Israel: Golden fuckboy
- Estonia: The same argument I have with my alarm clock every morning
- UK: Jay Gatsby and Bugsy Malone's lads holiday to Ibiza
- Armenia: Dooooonnnn't deeeeenyyyyy me my soloooooo!
- Lithuania: *two fingers up to Russia*
- Serbia: The Phantom of the Opera and Wagner's lost rock-opera
- Norway: This guy could have a murderer for all we know what the fuck!?
- Sweden: Yer a Wizard Måns!
- Cyprus: Good enough for Greece to vote for us
- Australia: ONE NIGHT ONLY ONE NIGHT ONLY
- Belgium: Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!
- Austria: we are the Makemakes and we Singsings
- Greece: Good enough for Cyprus to vote for us
- Montenegro: Fuck you Slovenia we got REAL violins!
- Germany: And every girl suddenly discovers they are gay
- Poland: STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE
- Latvia: Another balla-HOLY FUCK
- Romania: Andy Parsons making us tear up
- Spain: Cersei Lannister?????
- Hungary: Kate Middleton and Keira Knightley's love child
- Georgia: And she's not in the Bad Blood video why?
- Azerbaijan: " Dancing "
- Russia: IRONY!!!!
- Albania: Where cape?
- Italy: MAMMA FUCKING MIA
