uk traditions - eurovision
- having a wild party if the uk ever gets to the left side of the scoreboard
- graham norton’s commentary
- expecting ireland to give us points
- repeating “it’s politically corrupt!” three times per minute
- flying the flag
- wondering why we spend so much money entering
- choosing the perfect time to go and make tea
- eurovision parties with your friends/family
- getting nul points in 2003
- new for this year: “if australia beat us”