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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
joelvibrittania

who the signs are going to fight

  • aries: you
  • taurus: their alarm clock
  • gemini: the entire human population
  • cancer: anyone who makes them cry
  • leo: condoms
  • virgo: the patriarchy
  • libra: everyone but only using their lips
  • scorpio: god
  • sagittarius: iggy azalea
  • capricorn: their parents
  • aquarius: bras
  • pisces: themselves
true libra