the signs as sex moans

  • aries: the "I'm gonna repeat your name so i don't forget it" moan
  • taurus: quiet short moans but they probably only get loud for like .3589 seconds
  • gemini: the "annoying porn star" moan
  • cancer: they moan into your mouth
  • leo: the "more more more I'm fucking demanding" moan
  • virgo: super quiet moans but really articulate
  • libra: NO FUCKING CHILL LMAO WHERE DO I START
  • scorpio: sexy, elusive growls
  • sagittarius: the sarcastic moan when you're doing a bad job but the sailor mouth whenever you do a good one
  • capricorn: the "gotta make sure god hears me" aka "the only three words i know are oh my god" moan
  • aquarius: short quick grunts and they'll probably stick their tongue down your throat like a lizard
  • pisces: hissing and groaning they will most likely cry be prepared to roll your eyes