casual well I mean if I had to ship them with someone it'd be them

aggressive they can't fucking stand each other omg I love this

angsty one of you better be in a coma

fluffy CUDDLE FESTS, FOREHEAD KISSES, NOSE-BOOPS

heavily supportive I will draw/find every fanart I can of them until my fingers bleed

EXCESSIVELY supportive I should be studying for finals but instead I am up at 4 in the morning reading some fanfiction a kindergartner wrote because there's literally nothing better

THIRSTY AF they better do the do everywhere in every way possible I better see some tongue action, some personal kinks, and if I don't see a dick in an ass in five minutes I swear to god I will shove a brick down my throat

obsessive the wallpaper on my phone is my OTP, I have t-shirts of my OTP, my profile pic on every account I own is a pic of my OTP, my entire room's walls are covered in a collage of my OTP, the plushies I have of my OTP are making out right now, my entire life and my every source of happiness depends on these two fictional characters being disgustingly in love

emotional legitimate sobbing over the ship

headcanon/AU the canon version of these two assholes actually doesn't work at all but the fandom version is BEA TUTIf UL and is LOAD ED D with glorious hcs that just make so much sense they connect with my soul

musical (listening to ipod) omg A could sing this to B

canon the only reason I am calm is because it actually happened

NEVER-GOING-TO-BE-CANON (faint crying mixed with incoherent guttural noises)

beyond hope of salvation all of the above