Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

[emisummerful]

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

[yourgayfriend]

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

[bellamyyoung]

I did both…

[friendly-pedophile]

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

[the-funkiest-penguin]

You kinky son of a bitch.

[scotchcarousel]

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

[whyiseveryonefalling]