“No, you fools, this one is no mere rank soldier, this one is a commander! you can see it in his eyes, in the way he holds himself. Here is one who is used to giving orders and used to having them obeyed! He would be wasted in the slave pits. We shall leverage him for the return of our priests, force their withdrawal from the riverbank. Until then, deliver him to my chambers. A noble spirit such as his deserves careful handling. Mmmm careful handling indeed.”
Conquistador AU where angel!xibalba and angel!chamuco get captured and held prisoner by the aztec goddess twins La muerte and La Noche. Then sexytimes ensue