Josie I have a new crusshhhhh

Matt Me too! On a boy!

Pearl You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

Matt Yeah he's really cute.

Pearl Oh.

(pause for a bit)

Matt Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

Me Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

Matt Really?

Josie YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

Matt Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

Dave (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)