The Signs as... Kingsman Characters.
- Aries: Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin
- Taurus: Charlie
- Gemini: Harry Hart
- Cancer: Princess Tilde
- Leo: Lancelot
- Virgo: Merlin
- Libra: Richmond Valentine
- Scorpio: Gazelle
- Sagittarius: Professor Arnold
- Capricorn: Arthur King
- Aquarius: Roxy Morton
- Pisces: JB