melodies-of-shibuya

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen”  means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡

glee4ever

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

the-prankster

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

bunny-banana

I’ll never regret that German’s my native language

to-ma-to

i’ll never be able to understand this

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