[melodies-of-shibuya]

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen”  means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡

[glee4ever]

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

[the-prankster]

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

[bunny-banana]

I’ll never regret that German’s my native language

[to-ma-to]

i’ll never be able to understand this