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harlequinn-princess

Batman: The Riddler is a mentally unstable criminal, who is a danger to the public and I need to keep him from hurting people at any cost.
The Flash: Yeah, Captain Cold is cool I guess, I saw him yesterday and he bought me a beer

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brilyeon

thenatsdorf

“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]

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azureroxas

prokopetz

Little-known downsides of immortality:

Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift

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harlequinn-princess

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kickassdcladies

gabzilla-z:
“helenabertinellihuntress:
“ This is a commission made for me by the worthy of many superlatives gabzilla-z. Inspired by a few comments on one of my scans, I asked Gabzy for a drawing of Helena Bertinelli greeting Damian after his death,...

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hvrleyquinn

Anonymous asked:

Aren't you the asshole who said that she would jump from a building if the news about the Harley movie are true? Any update on it bc you don't want to keep us waiting (also do your Harley fans followers know how much you hate her?)

guccijoker answered:

i dont remember saying that lmao but i will take ur word for it

and idk, my harley fan followers can you guys tell how much i hate harley quinn or nah?

gothamsgaygirlgang

You hate Harley so much that one time I was walking down the street with my friend (who was wearing a Harley shirt) and we were just talking about stuff. And suddenly a bus pulled up with “down with Harley” written on it and a bunch of people came out of the bus, you were leading them. All of you were wearing “down with Harley” t shirts and you starting beating up my friend and ripping up his Harley t shirt. My friend was badly beaten up and his shirt was beyond repair but he made a full recovery.