god
drawing a lot
pros:
- you draw a lot
- you’re a good noodle
- here have a pearl point
cons:
- back hurts like a mf
Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid
- little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land
- moana: land
princesswants to go to the ocean - little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy
- moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend
- little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance
- moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance
- little mermaid: small good crab
- moana: large bad crab
I’m the type of person who when they see a positivity message like “you are amazing” or “you are a special person”, I have to go “Stop lying!”
The graphic design industry is cutthroat
GRAPHIC DESIGNER 1 Here it is, the Tumblr logo, what do you think?
GRAPHIC DESIGNER 2 (flips Facebook logo around) Do you think this is a goddamn joke?
reasons im a 70 yr old man:
- bad back
- hates teenagers
- grumpy
- doesn’t like loud noises
- ready for death