you ever been so stressed that youre calm
this is my constant state
my chill is fake
“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”
I have a bad habit of fantasizing at any and every possible moment I’ll start fantasizing mid conversation or while I’m reading a book or watching a movie I just shut down completely and fantasize for as long as I can in order to keep myself excited
Me. Literally me.
*learns about Maladaptive Daydreaming* *which essentially summarizes a massive chunk of my life, among my other mental illnesses*
me: actually it’s a common misconception batman is the real person and bruce wayne the mask. without bruce wayne losing his parents and dealing a big amount of pain and years-long trauma, batman could have never possibly existed. the two bleed into each other, help balance their personalities organically and codependently, and work together in perfect harmony to produce this very complex character
batman, backing away from a bagel bite: no alfred i can’t EAT while i’m wearing the cowl i’m a whole other PERSON i’m not bruce wayne, bruce wayne is my M A S K alfred, how many times wil[muffled noises of baged bite being shoved into his face]
The Joker is BISEXUAL, thank you very much!
He’s attracted to both Batman and Harley!
