That time I played Never Have I Ever with Party Gays
I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGG
IM LITERALLY CRYINGGG
I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER
Gotta…get back
- me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends
- me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint
I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”
That’s a really good point.
if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
[suggestive invitation] i was just thinking that maybe we could make plans sometime soon. [subtle come-on] i would really like to spend more time around you. [genuine compliment] i always have a good time when we’re together. [flirtatious remark, with a small hint of desperation] you have terrific taste in pretty much everything, so i’m sure that anything you might suggest would be mutually enjoyable.
