Batman doesn’t do ships relationships
rip in pieces vine
loud noises n off kilter humor ahead
also some cute animals
- horrifying monster: *crawls into my window and reaches for me*
- me: fucking finally, thank god
- horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
- me: can we at least make out a little
- horrifying monster: you're fucking sick
I remember a few years ago people were predicting that once the post-9/11 era was over we’d have a period of unbridled positivity and optimism.
Now it’s 2017 and everyone’s yelling at each other and making kinda-ironic-but-not-really jokes about wanting to die.
