Important
imagine a batjokes fanfic in which every thing that belongs to batman (objects, parts of the body) has to start with “bat”
When will they learn
“It’s a prank” explain to me how walking up to strangers and telling a racist joke qualifies as a prank? Like what, can you just rob a bank and say “it’s a prank!” and you’re magically immune to the consequences of your actions?
reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate
I am ready to die
What I really want to know, is does the body decompose? Does it just stay there forever? I’m not an expert on moon science, but I want answers.
moon science fact: since there is little to no atmosphere on the moon, your body would probably not decompose, but it would get hit with like hella amounts of radiation from the sun and be kinda radioactive
I’ve always wanted my corpse to be eternal and radioactive
honestly no fandom drama fazes me anymore. I have been so desensitized. I joined online communities when I was nine and I am now twenty. I have seen everything. several times over. every fandom is the same. every last one. I have seen the same eyes in different people and they’re all going to hell
