me everytime i talk to @jeffreydeanneganstrash

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture
“We gotta cut the kinky shit by, by what?”
“Fifty. Fifty to sixty percent.”
└ Professor Marston & the Wonder Women, dir. Angela Robinson (2017)
My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
“And then Rick shows up, and suddenly, you’re an orphan? That is the saddest story I’ve ever heard. Good thing for you he’s not in charge anymore.”
Negan ~ The Walking Dead
S7 E8 ~ “Hearts Still Beating”
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