“She’s changed. She used to be so… disagreeable. Cruel. She said things just to hurt people. Now the sharp edges have worn away. Perhaps it was Kieran.”
Space Pets
I wish you could have a pet in ME:A, like pyjaks and hamsters are cute, But I’d love to have a cat. Plus, I think Jaal would imminently fall in love with one.
Jaal: What is this fluffy creature?
Ryder: That’s my son.
Jaal: …what.
Ryder: *laughs* That’s my cat. It’s a pet some humans have.
Jaal: *picks up the cat*
Jaal: What it is doing with its claws?
Ryder: It’s kneading, it means it likes you.
Jaal: *pets the cat* Why does it vibrate?
Ryder: It’s purring, it means he loves you.
Jaal: …
Jaal: Ryder, our son has my eyes.
white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence
