- me: *lays down in my bed*
- my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE
me, finding out i have more things to do on top of the million things i already had to do: “wow. that’s a lot of things to do. better take a nap”
on the subject of jewish superheroes, batman was made jewish by accident, and DC has no fucking clue they did it
I missed this, explain! (Sorry don’t have a great comics background.)
you’re fine! comics are wild and confusing, i understand completely
the kanes are jewish! kate kane is jewish, and canonically bruce’s maternal first cousin, effectively making martha wayne jewish. by halachic standards, that would make bruce jewish.
So Bruce had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony then?
im really fucking mad that DC accidentally made this pun possible, and that i was also not the first to make it
AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD
the signs as this video
aries: tim
taurus: fuckin hell
gemini: the elf
cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader
leo: the aeroplane
virgo: the zooming
libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops
scorpio: the worst day of their professional life
sagittarius: the news presenter
capricorn: the faulty earpiece
aquarius: the dicks
pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
