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jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 
riothrrrley

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

patrickpotato

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

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Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls
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And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

wanderlustexperience

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
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incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

orochislayer

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

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cryptids and cursed images

Source: saltofficial
hvrleyquinn
  • Me 10 years ago: I never use online abbreviations! standard english all the time!
  • Me a couple of years ago: u kno wat fuck it
  • Me now: it is impossible to communicate effectively online without using internet slang due to the mixed mode format and lack of paralinguistic features. Things like lack of punctuation, abbreviations, acronyms and such all have their own connotations and communicate far more than their commonly accepted meaning. Linguistics has evolved. n u kno what i love it
Source: alice-is-thinking
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