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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
blithefool
jindosh

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

hermannco

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

windycat

FUCKING SEWER PAIN

ryttu3k

Monarch Chill. I’d be the laziest villain ever. “idek just get me some more grapes and we’re good.”

thethrillof

crime candle.

alliteration is nice. fire powers, presumably. sounds silly as hell but there’s nothing wrong with that. :V

mirrorfalls

@iconuk01

iconuk01

Monarch Monopoly


(And sadly for my street cred, I remember Spaceopoly Lad, a canon Legion of Super-Heroes aspirant who had the power to finish any game of Spaceopoly he has started

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/spaceopoly-lad/4005-26777/

joasakura

The Radioactive Beef

ಠ_ಠ

blithefool

Tycoon Chill. Huh.

to-ma-to

Big Pain….Well, they’re not wrong

Source: shock
voidfiishy
rederiswrites

Professor Bram Kenric

  • Calls Harding “Lady Harding” and asks her questions about historical battles
  • Makes terrible puns 
  • Talks to his pet fish
  • Gets so involved in his reading that he shrieks with surprise if you walk up and say hello
  • Is 2000% a starry-eyed idealist academic
  • Takes on an elven assistant and credits her for her work in an environment where almost no one else will
  • Is a freckly ginger babyface
  • basically he’s a giant nerd

Honestly it’s possible he’s the most undilutedly adorable character in the whole game.  Except for Dagna.  OMG they’d be the best best friends argh.

the-queen-of-thedas

He’s going on the DA4 wish list

Source: rederiswrites