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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jadenite
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Just imagined Sinqua Walls as Batwing and my brain shorted out.

Why isn’t there a show starring Sinqua Walls? It must be that most people have never had the pleasure of knowing what Sinqua Walls looks like. He looks like a freaking superhero, this man should be an action star where he’s jumping out of exploding buildings and respecting women’s boundaries and revealing that he’s also a master chef on the side. I’m just saying, Sinqua Walls’ jaw is so square that Legos get jealous. He would rock it as David Zavimbe.

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qunerdi
qunerdi:
“Poinsettia: Because we’re Pie Sibling Best Friiiieeeeends Fooooreveeeer!
Jelly Jam: You and me? Sure. But I’m not too certain about this one…
Candy: Jammy! You wound me~!  ——  Will Pinkie ever have an Earth Pony foal? The answer is no....
qunerdi

Poinsettia: Because we’re Pie Sibling Best Friiiieeeeends Fooooreveeeer!

Jelly Jam: You and me? Sure. But I’m not too certain about this one…

Candy: Jammy! You wound me~!
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Will Pinkie ever have an Earth Pony foal? The answer is no. Never. If you give her an earth pony foal, you’re doing it wrong. no you’re not i’m just kidding ily and her foal
So, I like Pinkie a lot, right? And I’ve got quite a few ships centered around her.
This obviously means I must choose one and make the others seem like unforgivable assholes so that the one I choose can be her savior, yes?
nO IT MEANS I CHOOSE ALL OF THEM.
Okay, honestly, no hate on anybody’s personal headcanon. You do what you like however you like it. But shipping doesn’t have to be a competition. I like PokeyPie, DiscoPie, and CheesePie. I don’t like the idea of having to choose one and then referencing how I used to ship or hate the other by making the previous guy out to be abusive or womanizing, which is what people have been doing with CheesePie regarding PokeyPie and DiscoPie. Again, do what you want with your ships. I really can’t tell you what kind of headcanons to have. But I find making Pinkie to be the damsel in an abusive relationship to be problematic and turning the guys into one dimensional abusers insulting.
So, instead, I’ve adopted the headcanon that Pinkie Pie is polyamorous and gets with all three of them to have adorable children. You think I’m joking. And I was at first. But this a thing I can’t let go of now.
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