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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
your-local-skeletologist

Pro Tip:

stellarlife

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

abchannahxyz

Dude.

yourladyfriend

karlie is a genius

vegancajun

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

fuckbrekay

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

arachnids8rip

100% of this is beautiful

your-local-skeletologist
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: “ supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: “ so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i...
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

RAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

If I ever form a band, this is the name of our first album right here…

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