Anonymous asked:
blanddcheadcanons answered:
Oh you’re not bothering me at all. Martian Manhunter’s obsession with Oreos is 100% canon. The only thing is in the DCU they call them “Chocos” to avoid copyright issues. J’onn has an actual physical addiction to the sandwich cookies. You should look up the wiki for Martian Manhunter #24

The summary is certainly worth a read. J’onn continued his obsession with Chocos for over a decade up until present day. When the Martian Manhunter died during Final Crisis, Batman placed a single Choco cookie on J’onn’s coffin. Later, during Brightest Day Guy Gardner gave J’onn a large cooler filled with Chocos alongside a gallon of milk. He did this to congratulate Martian Manhunter on coming back to life at the end of Blackest Night.
I’m not too busy. Thank you and you’re welcome!

Did any of you think I was kidding?
when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
“I like ya babe. But I’m gonna wreck you on that track.”
“Bring it on, princess.”
Roller Derby au where Harley and Ivy are girlfriends on opposing derby teams because hell yeah.
The aftermath:

Kiss it better <3
fun fact
bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.
a nearbi if you will



