sketchdump of cuties
I said a lot of cringe worthy things in middle school, and this wasn’t one of them.
I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
ESC: Party Mix (75 songs)
A playlist for all your Eurovision-themed party needs, to celebrate the 60th Eurovision Song Contest - listen
Hallo Hallo Lonnie Devantier (Denmark 1990) | Para Llenarma De Ti Ramón (Spain 2004) | The Wages of Love Muriel Day (Ireland 1969) | Las Vegas Martin Stenmarck (Sweden 2005) | Dschinghis Khan Dschinghis Khan (West Germany 1979) | Touch My Fire Javine (United Kingdom 2005) | Waterline Jedward (Ireland 2012) | Ne Brini Mija Martina Barbaric (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2003) | Living My Life Without You Van Eijk (Norway 1999) | Secret Combination Kalomoira (Greece 2008) | Jan Jan Inga & Anush (Armenia 2009) | Dancing Lasha Tumbai Verka Serduchka (Ukraine 2007) | You Got Style Skamp (Lithuania 2001) | Even If Andy Abraham (United Kingdom 2008) | Fångad av en Stormvind Carola Häggkvist (Sweden 1991) | La Noche Es Para Mi Soraya Arnelas Rubiales (Spain 2009) | Cliché Love Song Basim Moujahid (Denmark 2014) | 100% Te Ljubam XXL (Macedonia 2000) | Bye Bye Baby CatCat (Finland 1994) | Song #1 Serebro (Russia 2007) | La det Swinge Bobbysocks (Norway 1985) | Dile que la quiero David Civera (Spain 2001) | Miss Kiss Kiss Bang Alex Swings, Oscar Sings! (Germany 2009) | Wild Dances Ruslana (Ukraine 2004) | Angel Two Tricky (Iceland 2001) | Take Me to Your Heaven Charlotte Nilsson (Sweden 1999) | Cipela Marko Kon & Milan Nikolić (Serbia 2009 sf) | Making Your Mind Up Bucks Fizz (United Kingdom 1981) | Let’s Get Happy Lou Hoffner (Germany 2003) | Listen To Your Heartbeat Friends (Sweden 2001) | Everybody Tanel Padar & Dave Benton (Estonia 2001) | Marija Magdalena Doris Dragovic (Croatia 1999) | Popular Eric Saade (Sweden 2011) | Party For Everybody Buranovskiye Babushki (Russia 2012) | Bra Vibrationer Kikki Danielsson (Sweden 1985) | Sister Sergio and The Ladies (Belgium 2002) | Zaleilah Mandinga (Romania 2012) | Lăutar Pasha Parfeny (Moldova 2012) | Allez Ola Olé Jessy Matador (France 2010) | My Heart Goes Boom Charmed (Norway 2000) | Yamma Yamma Pave Maijanen (Finland 1992) | Ka’ du se hva jeg sa’ Hot Eyes (Denmark 1988) | Bandido Azucar Moreno (Spain 1990) | Dance With Me Zoli Ádok (Hungary 2009 sf) | Rockefeller Street Getter Jaani (Estonia 2011) | Here We Go PeR (Latvia 2013 sf) | Video Video Brixx (Denmark 1982) | Always Aysel & Arash (Azerbaijan 2009) | Yassou Maria Sarbel (Greece 2007) | Düm Tek Tek Hadise (Turkey 2009) | Samo Shampioni Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankoulov (Bulgaria 2013 sf) | Just A Little Bit Gina G (United Kingdom 1996) | Diggi-loo Diggi-ley Herreys (Sweden 1984) | Waterloo ABBA (Sweden 1974) | Alcohol is Free Koza Mostra feat Agathon Iakovidis (Greece 2013) | Džuli Danijel Popović (Yugoslavia 1983) | Quero Ser Tua Suzy Guerra (Portugal 2014 sf) | Shake It Sakis Rouvas (Greece 2004) | Wolves Of The Sea Pirates Of The Sea (Latvia 2008) | My Number One Helena Paparizou (Greece 2005) | Feeling Alive Stelios Konstantas (Cyprus 2003) | Identitet Adrian Lulgjuraj & Bledar Sejko (Albania 2013 sf) | I Love You Mi Vida D’Nash (Spain 2007) | Hora Din Moldova Nelly Ciobanu (Moldova 2009) | Addicted to You Laura Voutilainen (Finland 2002) | Twist Of Love Sidsel Ben Semmane (Denmark 2006) | Vi Maler Byen Röd Birthe Kjær (Denmark 1989) | Parlez-Vous Français Baccara (Luxembourg 1978) | Never Ever Let You Go Rollo & King (Denmark 2001) | Call Me Feminnem (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2005) | All To You The Rounder Girls (Austria 2000) | Runner In The Night Ryder (United Kingdom 1986) | Solayoh Alyona Lanskaya (Belarus 2013) | Haba Haba Stella Mwangi (Norway 2011 sf) | This is Our Night Sakis Rouvas (Greece 2009) | Glow Madcon (2010 interval act)
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
The other day I was thinking about OTP stuff and I thought “who would slap the other one on the butt at the slightest chance??”
La Muerte