But consider the following:
Amethyst teaching her beefy wife how to twerk for better fusions
I actually noticed a long time ago
That Usagi has a world that I can’t enter.
But I want to help you, Usagi…
my favourite genre of cartoon is “two children, one serious and one playful, work together to deal with paranormal bullshit”
tricornking asked:
Any chance we could have the picture of Jasper clutching her cloak closer to herself as a stand-alone image, without the text bubbles? Jasper is surprisingly adorable looking there. (Also, please more blushing Jasper. I never knew how much I needed to see a blushing, bashful Jasper until now.)
tarajenkins answered:
IT’S A WAR TACTIC DAMMIT :<
YAAAAAAAS! All the bashful secretly nerdly big buff cheeto puff!
Her dorkface is canon and we need to see more of it.
(Kind of interesting the Homeworld Gems we’ve seen so far–Jasper, Peridot, Lapis–all have consistent bags under their eyes. Homeworld must be stressful.)
LET’S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS
YOU NEED
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
what the fck
I think a lot about pearl/amethyst’s relationship.“You’re the one good thing that came out of this mess. I always thought you were proud of that.”
