Dear Gravity Falls friends!
I always wanted to write about how this incredible and mindblowing cartoon changed my life. Literally. I never thought about my future, because I didn’t care about it. At all.
But now, let me tell you a story about Cherry’s achievements, thanks to Gravity Falls.
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
So I had been listening to two teachers talking, the school day was over and I was waiting for a friend to get out of french club. The dude went “ladies need guys to keep the human race alive” and then the woman goes “but there couldn’t be a human race without women” and the guy goes “true, but there also kinda needs to be a man too to make a kid” and I was like “you realize that statement isn’t true anymore right?” and they turned and looked at me confused and I was like “yeah, science has changed things so it actually is possible to have a child that is entirely from two females, but the child itself would be female” and that was one of the first times I actually got to see two teachers rethink everything, and then the woman goes “well, you’re officially useless” and he goes “well, don’t put it that way, I can still teach math better than you” and she laughed and said “that’s because I’m an english teacher”
Not really sure what happen when he got burned and punished but I thought it was something like this. She thought he was dead and all that… ayways here you i finished it
Aww, so sweet and beautiful!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
WHAT IS THIS FROM I NEED TO WATCH IT
It’s tagged as ‘Raised by Wolves’ by the cutie i reblogged it from which I’m not familliar with but I totally want to watch it too :D
