headcanon that out of the two, sapphire is the stronger one and she’s the one “rescuing” ruby usually
but ruby’s still like
Garnet: *walks out of the ocean*
Me:
{ LapiDot Fans: THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER THEY ARE IN LOVE SHUT YOUR FUCK UP }
YEAH AND PERIDOT’S EYES ARE FULL OF LOVE
{ That’s not love }
{ thats desire }
Lapis was looking at Jasper in this seen.
Peridot is looking at Jaspers tits
Stop lying to yourselfs
Some friendly maybe nsfw reminders your parents never told you
1) Always pee right after sex to prevent urinary tract infections!! (which are very ouch)
2) Do not use soap to clean a vagina!! They are self-cleaning and just need water. Soap can lead to yeast infections!! (No me gusta)
3) Some people (like me) are allergic to latex. Don’t let this keep you from using a condom tho! There are also lamb skin (which are really expensive and smell bad) and polyisoprene (like SKYN, not too expensive) options available! Safe sex is important!!
4) If you use sex toys, make sure to keep them clean after each use! Because clean is good!
5) MOST IMPORTANTLY!! Before any sort of sexual activity make sure all parties involved give enthusiastic consent!! Trying new things can be fun but make sure everyone is okay with whatever you’re doing!! NO CONSENT NO SEX!!!
Conservative parents: Censor LGBT themes in Steven Universe!
Steven Universe: …
Steven Universe: *makes LGBT themes more explicit than ever before*
If all memes were zany, we wouldn’t have dank memes.
….I can’t believe Pearlnet is dead af.
