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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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proteusolm

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

multicellular-organism

Try a heirloom cherry tomato from my garden. It’s good and sweet and you’ll like it

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no no no no no

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I’m offended

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we-raved-until-dawn asked:

the skull man with horns with fairies and shit who is he where is he from fuck man i know it's a manga but i can't remember the name of it and the girl attracts fairies and shit so he marries her and it looks cool as fuck and you like it so what is the name please help

Hahhahaha. 😅😅😅 it’s called Ancient Magus Bride or Mahou Tsukai no Yome. I LOOOOOOVE this manga soo much. When will my horned husband will come to me, I’m tired of waiting?

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Originally posted by kishou