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• me watching eurovision: I NEED TO PEE, BUT I DON'T WANNA MISS POTENTIAL TRASH
• eurovision: well fuk u

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[esmullert]

me: hoe dont do it

eurovision contestant: *starts singing a ballad*

me: oh my god

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• What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
• What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM

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uk traditions - eurovision

[danscrotch]

• having a wild party if the uk ever gets to the left side of the scoreboard
  
• graham norton’s commentary
  
• expecting ireland to give us points
  
• repeating “it’s politically corrupt!” three times per minute
  
• flying the flag
• wondering why we spend so much money entering
• choosing the perfect time to go and make tea
• eurovision parties with your friends/family
• getting nul points in 2003
• new for this year: “if australia beat us”

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[crestaes]

uk is leonardo dicaprio trying to win the oscars

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australia is my favourite european country

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[theartofknightjj]

Apperantly theres a filter for the booing for Russia omfg

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[thranduilings]

i can’t believe australia willingly joined the european hunger games

[dunwall]

[australia voice] I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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[officialdestiel]

sorry for all the eurovision posts tonight

no im not

suck my dick america

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Too much ballad, not enough trash

every single person watching ESC this year (via shutupmeerlin)