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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gravepainter15

The Signs by How They Speak

  • Aries: Very rapidly, but passionately. They hate repeating themselves, and can easily lose control of their volume.
  • Taurus: Conversationally, they're measured and articulate, but giving a presentation they go fast and stop for no one.
  • Gemini: Quickly, with conviction. They can fit a lot of information into few words, but it's never just a few.
  • Cancer: Hesitatingly, if they're not familiar with who they're speaking to - they adjust their speed for everyone.
  • Leo: Excitedly, almost tripping over words with enthusiasm. Expect lots of pauses but few 'uhs' when they're confused.
  • Virgo: Concisely, choosing words with exacting precision. Shade from Virgo is brutally delivered and cuts deep.
  • Libra: Pleasantly, with a musical tone that rises and falls. Their small talk is captivating, like ringing bells.
  • Scorpio: Smoothly, words flowing like dark chocolate with the bitter aftertaste. They've mastered subtlety in shade.
  • Sagittarius: Entirely free of affect. Their raw, unfiltered speaking voice reflects total sincerity and spontaneity.
  • Capricorn: Matter-of-factly, with emphatic pauses carefully interspersed. Their rhetorical skills are incomparable.
  • Aquarius: Quietly and unemotionally, at least to begin with. They'll raise their voice under considerable stress.
  • Pisces: Casually, with charming vocal quirks that they don't disguise. Maybe a little husky, or soft and lilting.
Source: claramentezodiac
suzubelle-chan
stoppromia

Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for and it’s better than you having a relapse. A relapse can kill you; a friend could be yours for life. 

a-monsters-love

I TELL THIS TO EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT AND NO ONE UTILIZES IT AND IT MAKES ME SO FRICKIN SAD

hansuoddie
unphazedcat

i rly like chinese plus sized fashion bc they use models who aren’t just hourglass/pear shaped, a lot of them have wide waists and larger arms and its so nice to see that like too much in american plus size they try to only show models who have the coke bottle figure in some way and its like cute but thats not gonna help me when i buy the garment and it looks totally different on me. 

unphazedcat

like u almost NEVER see models wit these proportions for western plus sized clothes but like how cute is this???

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zabchan
hush-lullabye

So a Greek mythology headcanon where Aphrodite can appear either male or female, and she looks like a really fucking sexy guy to gay dudes because that’s who they find attractive
And some Greek bro is out with his buddies when she shows up and he’s all “Wow look at how ripped this dude is no homo” and his buddies are all “What the fuck man that’s a beautiful lady” and that’s how he finds out he’s hella gay

herpowerisherown

OMG you just opened a door to some amazing head canons
How do you see Aphrodite if you’re ace, aro, Demi, pan, bi???

c0ffeekitten

I bet if you’re bi/ pan, she shifts between genders.

If you’re ace, instead of looking super hot, she looks pretty ordinary, but still aesthetically pleasing, and she has a very kind face and a sweet voice and intelligent eyes. So, romantically appealing.

If you’re demi then she starts off at regular pretty level, but gets steadily hotter as you fall for her.

If you’re aro-ace, she’s invisible (and it pisses her off SO MUCH but she can’t do anything about it).

Source: hush-lullabye