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Narrating People’s Lives: At the Dumpster! by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: STORY TIME! With this final bag she had completely disposed of the body.
Woman: Shhh don’t blow my cover.
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
Oh this could be fun.
TDS, May 4, 2015
With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.
I just wanna do cute shit with someone.
let me drag you around a theme park like a 5 year old
tease me for taking forever to pick out an ice cream flavor
make hot chocolate with me at 2am and go look at the stars
play board games by candlelight when the power goes out
curl up by a bonfire and talk about the universe
go camping and hiking, and kiss you every chance I get
wanna put my feet on your dashboard and my hand on your thigh
I don’t know who you are, but please get here soon, I wanna have fun with you.
^^
- me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
- friend: ok
- me: no you dont understand