yellow diamond: im here to destroy earth
connie: *swings a really big sword*
yellow diamond: holy shit
Steven Universe: Gemsonae
I also am a deviantArt person.
Updates every weekend. (This is a work of parody and I’m making absolutely no money off of it)
- pearl: spends thousands of years with the one being she has died over and over to protect
- rose: falls in love with a completely different person within the span of months, if not weeks, if not days, if not hours
- pearl: feels jealous
- tumblr: what a shallow bitch
it’s cool how pearl went from “steven that’s not possible” in warp tour
to “wait, how do you know” in chille tid
even when he says he doesn’t know how he knows she immediately takes him seriously & asks about malachite. she doesn’t say he’s wrong or dreams are silly hallucinations and i? can’t stop grinning noticing this pearl’s getting so much character development??
let’s all take a moment of silence because something POSITIVE was pointed out in Pearls character development.
when a ship makes you roll your eyes so hard you leave the physical world
How I feel about the Lapis/Jasper ship.
Feeling you man, feeling you.
