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mariadamsfoster

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not.

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

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sosuperawesome

Kelly Bastow, aka moosekleenex, on Tumblr

On Etsy

muliloxvx

all shapes. all sizes. all colors.

Source: sosuperawesome

nerd-prince:
“i don’t know i got fed up w/ what i was working on and wanted to draw something cute >:O
surprise kisses!
how does a gem like jasper even sneak up on someone peridot you gotta pay more attention
”

Source: saofish

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buckkybbarnes

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years

?????

sammit-damn

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

gooseweasel

That was actually answered by Pottermore (I think? Somewhere official)- the castle adapts itself to modern technology as it sees fit. There might have been washrooms, tunnels, holes in the foundation, etc. that were originally intended for the basilisk to travel through, and when the need for indoor plumbing came, the castle adapted itself and turned whatever was there into plumbing and sinks and toilets.

dxrk-sxxls

SO HOGWARTS MIGHT HAVE WIFI?

Source: anthonycrowley

pastahorde

signs in anime

aries: hotheaded shounen protagonist who challenges everyone to a fight
taurus: cool, senpai figure. the romantic interest in a shoujo manga
gemini: yaoi seme with their yaoi hands
cancer: kindest soul in the whole series. is probably helping people when theyre coughing up blood and shit. probably an anime mom with a side ponytail
leo: tsundere little fuck + comedic relief
virgo: megane character. the mom friend who tries to keep everything chill but is horrible at it
libra: magical girl and who makes very bad decisions
scorpio: yandere character who's probably responsible for the mysterious disappearance of those students a while back
sagittarius: happy child!!! sports anime kid by day, professional ass eater by night
capricorn: the voice of reason. seems stoic but has secret desire for memes and a good time
aquarius: rebel kid who fights for justice against the asshat government
pisces: poor white-haired kid that doesn't know they're in a tragedy manga just yet