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“Ahah, European cry-babies freaking out because it’s 100*. Bitch please, it’s hotter in the US every summer”
It might be 110* outside where you live but I’ve spent enough time in North America in the summer to know that is SURE AS HELL IS NOT HOTTER THAN 75* ANYWHERE THAT HAS FOUR WALLS AND A ROOF…
Last time I was in the US I actually got strep throat because of how much you guys use the AC. Sure it was super hot outside but every last place we went to had the AC blasting cold air, from stores to museums to tiny ass gas stations… I mean I was wearing a hoodie in Church in the middle of August in central Virginia, what the fuck ?
Fun fact : not everywhere in Europe has the AC. Actually most people only have the AC in their car. You know, older buildings and greener countries…
Fun fact #2 : look up “2003 heatwave” and you’ll understand why we are slightly worried about this lasting a while.
It doesn’t matter if Steven’s moms aren’t humans, he’ll do his best to understand Connie’s journey to human womanhood and stay by her.
Bonus: they turn into Stevonnie so Steven can share half the suffering.
Steven’s got quite the perspective.
so i googled ‘bible fanfiction’
now i’m scarred for life :)
i was gonna say that person needs jesus but………..
this is terrifying…
This person doesn’t need Jesus. Jesus needs to stay as far away from them as possible.
7 Casual Reminder about DC
1.) Clark canonically has a shaky relationship with the MPD because of criminal rights. He refuses to allow inhuman punishments and police brutality to happen if he can prevent it.
2.) Jimmy Olsen is a canonical crossdresser, and none of the Planet discriminates him at all, and respects his courage. Lois envies how he looks in green.
3.) Batman once lectured Jason about respecting prostitutes, and all women. Not that any of the Batfam needed it to begin with.
4.) Mera is NOT Aquawoman, she is the Queen of the Fucking Ocean, and Arthur will remind you of that.
5.) Lois has saved herself as far back as the Silver Age. She has ALWAYS been her own Superman.
6.) Wonder Woman doesn’t need anyone in her life. If she wants someone, that’s fine. But she doesn’t NEED anyone, ever. She’s single and happy with herself, and she likes that.
7.) Damian is Middle-Eastern, and Dick is Romani. Their cultural identities are important, and not to be forgotten.
Jurassic World is a story about 4 siblings experiencing the outside world for the very first time and struggling between loyalty to their loving but strict father and the Radical Cool Kid they meet who encourages them to do Bad things
Steven Universe: The Birds and the Space Bees
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