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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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scififairy

“you go to an all girls school? So you’re a lesbian right?”

Yes. Of course. School life obviously cannot thrive without relationships, thus we’re all lesbians. All of us. If you’re not a lesbian they don’t let you in. In the entrance exam they ask you questions only a lesbian would know. They only classes we do are learning how to be lesbians. Because we’re all lesbians. Every single one of us. Obviously.

scififairy

1 year after making this post and i’m dating a girl oops

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Character development

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gravepainter15
gemmyd

so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food

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goingloco

You can in German.

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solalah

IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD

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sassygayelk

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phiillii

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meanie-miss-farron

The best thing are the tags of people reblogging this. Germans lose their shit and Americans are kinda confused. By the way, you can also bathe in a town called Bathe-Bathe - welcome to Germany.

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