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them: wtf batman isn’t a good hero or a good dad he just beats people us and does nothing to make gotham better with all his money

me:

  • hey remember that time when he adopted four kids because they didn’t have a home?
  • hey remember when he funded steph to help her become batgirl?
  • hey remember that time he put himself on the board of commitee at arkham so he could make sure his enemies were getting the proper care they needed?
  • hey remember the several times he has paid for two-face’s restrorative surgery?
  • hey remember when instead of beaitng a young criminal up and taking her to jail he hired her as a receptionist at wayne enterprises?
  • hey remember that time he sponsered harley’s parole and smiled as she leaped around her cell with joy?
  • hey remember that time he helped scarecrow get back into teaching after his reform?
  • hey remember that time he worked with riddler after his reform?
  • hey remember that time he moved arkham asylum to his own home because he knew it was the best option to keep them off the streets?

wow batman is so callous and uncaring. what a jerk.

bennjy131

He is however unable to kill the joker the only villain that could allow him to retire the fucking mantle, a mantle his first sidekick would do great in but he doesnt wanna let go even for catwoman

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except batman believes everyone is worth saving, even joker and yeah it’s fucking dumb but it’s proof that he isn’t an awful jerk people make him out to be.

brucewxynes

And then killing the joker brings up the issue of where does it end?? I mean it’s easy to be like hey kill the joker all your problems would be gone right batman?? But killing the Joker people would be like okay Batman what about these other villains??? What about Harley she’s killed a few people too? What about Ivy and Two-Face, Scarecrow, The Penguin, The Riddler and then what about the morally dubious ones?? Like what about Talia and Selena? What about Jason? What about the criminals who aren’t high up the ladder and just do things like murder people’s parents for a couple of dollars?? Not to mention the huge power vacuum that would exist once the Joker was gone. Batman killing the Joker not only just isn’t how he does things but the way Gotham works killing the Joker isn’t even a dang solution anymore.

gothambisexuals

#also Bruce isn’t judge and jury;  he believes the Justice system CAN work;  which is why he makes sure the joker is arrested and put in Arkham but it’s like he’s not an assassin;  you can expect Bruce to be that when that’s not why he started being batman in the first place;  

why do you think he pours so much money in arkham and rehabilitation? why do you think he funds the GCPD? bruce is an extension of the system but that’s all. an extension.

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gothambisexuals

them: wtf batman isn’t a good hero or a good dad he just beats people us and does nothing to make gotham better with all his money

me:

  • hey remember that time when he adopted four kids because they didn’t have a home?
  • hey remember when he funded steph to help her become batgirl?
  • hey remember that time he put himself on the board of commitee at arkham so he could make sure his enemies were getting the proper care they needed?
  • hey remember the several times he has paid for two-face’s restrorative surgery?
  • hey remember when instead of beaitng a young criminal up and taking her to jail he hired her as a receptionist at wayne enterprises?
  • hey remember that time he sponsered harley’s parole and smiled as she leaped around her cell with joy?
  • hey remember that time he helped scarecrow get back into teaching after his reform?
  • hey remember that time he worked with riddler after his reform?
  • hey remember that time he moved arkham asylum to his own home because he knew it was the best option to keep them off the streets?

wow batman is so callous and uncaring. what a jerk.

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Bruce Wayne outside of Batman

glitterpancake

So I saw this: 

Bruce Wayne could do a lot more to fight crime in Gotham City by funding youth programs with his immense wealth instead of dressing up like a bat and dishing out vigilante justice. (just-shower-thoughts)

And thought it would be a cool to research Bruce as a philanthropist and Wayne Enterprises as a business. You know, instead of applying to jobs or cleaning. 

Basically all Bruce does all night and day is give to charity and help people. 

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Source: glitterpancake