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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
murderous-manipulative-angel
  • Joker: So Harley and I broke up idgaf. Whatever.
  • Joker: What do you MEAN you did gOoD deEDs while I was gone?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE
  • Joker: You wrote erotic fanfiction about YOU and BATBRAIN?? THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME EVER
  • Joker: Idc if you've got a new guy YOU CAN HAVE HER why would I care I could have like 5 of her if I wanted but MHMMMMMM that skin and-- NO
  • Joker: Wtf Harley has been ignoring me for weeks I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
  • Joker: Hey boy I noticed you had the hots for my girlfriend HAHA I KNOW FUNNY RIGHT anyway here could you just hold that dynamite for me k thx
  • Joker: ... I ... suppose you COULD come back. I mean whatever.
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zabchan asked:

<3 meme

If we kissed?

[] Quickie.
[+] Tongue.
[+] Softly bite your lip.
[] We wouldn’t.
[+] Long and meaningful.
[+] Let’s hit up the bedroom.
[] You remember last time?
[] Awkward…
[] Lol no.

Would I go out with you?
[+!!!!!] Yes, definitely.
[] No.
[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.
[] Maybe.
[] Nope, you’re like family.
[] You’re cute, but probably not.
[] Just simply not my type.
[] If I knew you better.
[] Already did.
[] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be…
[+] Hugging each other.
[+] Just chilling.
[+] Holding hands.
[+] Kissing.
[+] Acting dumb.
[+] Normal picture.
[+] You holding me from behind.

I WANT ALL OF THOSE OK

You are…
[] Cute/Pretty.
[] Good looking.
[] Sexy.
[+!!!!!!!!!] All of the above

You + me + room = …
[+] Movies.
[+] Cuddling.
[+] Hanging out.
[+] Kissing.
[+] Playing games.
[+] Everything.
[] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should…
[+] Hit me up.
[+] Be mine.
[you’re already married to an awesome guy XD] Marry me.
[+] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.
[] be studying

If we got married, I’d…
[] Divorce you.
[+] Make kids.
[] Take your money and bounce.
[+] Smash every day.
[] I would cheat on you.
[+] Be faithful.
[] Kill you in your sleep
[] We wouldn’t